Coke cake
A cake whose active ingredients are: Coke (or other cola), chocolate, marshmallows, and any other candy, nuts, and sugary badness you have on hand. In the spirit of jambalaya, but diabetes-inducing....
View ArticleWilly Wonka just came in my mouth
What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert. A: How do you like the Coke cake?M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!A: Huh?M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!
View Articlemah
Phonetic spelling of "my." Also spelled ma or muh. Mah is a better spelling when it has emphasis in the sentence, or when spoken with a drawl. Mah old man beat mah ass good.
View Articlewet bar
A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water. My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.
View ArticleDems
Democrats, either individual voters or their party organization. An abbreviation used by political insiders. Dems are voting as a block this year - no way to shake it.The dems and reeps both want to...
View Articlerobocall
A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers.Or: an individual call received. political...
View Articledemo
(1) Demonstration (noun, adj) - used in engineering and business.(2) Demonstrate (verb) - used in engineering and business.(3) Demographic (noun) - The target demographic. Used by political types.(4)...
View Articlespec
Specification. (abbreviation, usually technical) software spectechnical specproduct spechigh-level specdetailed spec
View Articletest email
An email, usually very short, sent for the purpose of testing whether the email system is working. The sender's purpose may be:- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured...
View Articleon-site
(Adj., Adv.)At the office location of another person or organization.Contrast to:- remote (adj)- off-site (adj)- offsite (noun)- telecommute, dial in (verb) We're planning an on-site meeting with the...
View Articlebig guy
An informal way of greeting a man or boy. Usually it's friendly and complimentary.It sometimes has a sarcastic tone, implying it's time to take him down a notch. Hey there, big guy, you and me gonna...
View Articlefunnel
A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money dealAt each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the...
View Articlehey, batter batter
This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up. Hey, batter batter!Hey, batta batta!
View Articletake him down a notch
If somebody is taking more than his fair share, or thinks he's all that, it's time "take him down a notch." Put him in his place.To take someone down a notch, you don't have to insult him. You just...
View ArticlePrunetucky
Prunedale, California. So called because it's more rural than Salinas. Dude, enough Denny's, let's catch the MST to Prunetucky for some real action. (sarcastic)
View Articlejerk off
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off4. An...
View Articlesnow machine
1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow. I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from...
View Articlefuhgeddaboudit
1. Forget about it - the issue is not worth the time, energy, mental effort, or emotional resources.2. Definitively "no."3. The subject is unequivocally excellent; further thought and analysis are...
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